Rich Single Sugar Mummy From Nairobi Kenya Seeks Her Own Private Sugar Boy From Anywhere – Apply Now

Hello, All You sugar boys ….

I sincerely hope all is well and a sugar mummy like me would get to meet someone who would be as loving and as wonderful as I would always want the person to be. My name is Florence but people call me Florah and I am a worker with one of the biggest beer making company in East and Central Africa. The nature of what I really do is private to me but I a more into marketing in the company. I have a son and if that bothers you, then please don’t try to reach out to me.

I really don’t have much of a free time but as I said before, I love romancing young guys. I always love to organize such occasions so I can get a chance to meet a guy in the back door.

Please, All I want is someone who is funny and can always make me laugh. Someone who will be with me and always make me happy. Any man with me would love to be with me.

Anyone interested should kindly send me a message in the message box below. You have to tell me at least one joke. Just say anything you feel should make me laugh. If it was copied or I have heard it before, I will ignore you. If you do not know to make a woman happy, I am sorry, but I will ignore you.

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It was my pleasure to hear from you. It is just unfortunate that you don’t know how to make a woman happy. You have to try to learn that Bros. It would help make people feel at ease when they are relating to you. I will always give you new ideas on how to improve yourself, till then, do take care.

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  1. Hello Florah My name is Lenny a tall dark and handsome male from Nairobi, Kenya 6ft2inches of height and fluent in speech and very charming.. It is my pleasure to be of service to you faithfully find me via email at lemaiyanlenny @gmail.com or +254721733739

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  4. Comment*I am David from Nakuru and I am interested in you Florence, let me tell you one thing,In this world we are all prostute but you are the only Queen

  5. Hey I’m 23 in Australia, I’d love a sugar mummy such as yourself. I don’t judge about anything. I’m always happy and I would love to be part of your life. My names damean

    Also I’m not good at jokes unless I’m doing a skit or impression. But I’ll do my best.

    Do you know how birds fly in a v formation AMD sometimes one is longer. Thats because there are more birds on one side.

    [email protected]

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  14. I wanna start with florah I’m so sorry I read like 300 out of curiosity and half had no jokes like they dident even read what you were looking for but I’m black white and Puerto Rican lol taste the rainbow lol naw idk I like to have fun I drink I smoke and I’m only 23 love to meet new people and live everyday like it’s my last I wish I did have a joke for you but I need to get to know you a little before I know the type of joke you would really enjoy but it’s up to you I would like to get to know you through my email see how we get along before we exchange numbers I hope you understand and I hope to hear from you

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    Have a nice evening an bye stay sweet

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  43. hey there Florah..you amazed me. i mean, i can stare at your picture all day long and i never lose the urge to do it again and again. eh! were you just born as you are or you grew just like other people?!!! am wondering my dear! i bet u make scenes sometimes when you walk around the streets!! you are just beautiful.

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  87. Ok Florah. How are u Doing. Am seriously interested in you. You know i used to be angry before i changed and the only thing that changed was when i was shouting angrily to a soldier, i don’t even know what happened to me. but by the time i realize myself i was already on the floor. when i asked what happened the people there said O Boy the soldier man delete (slap) u for 5mins. Hope the joke was funny sha. i always love to crack jokes.

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  92. A son and his mom at home.
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    Mom: is plenty of you inside me
    Son: bring them out
    Mom: a touch of sweet under me b4 they come out
    Son: wow,can I touch it now?
    Mom: you can touch the twins on my chest,uncle will touch the sweet.
    Son: I will touch the sweet too,I am sweet.

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  95. Hi Florence, I hope you enjoy this joke. ” I used to think the brain was the most important
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    Kind Regards

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